A Man in Our Town

VERSE 1
There was a man in our town
He jumped into th bramble bush
And scratched out both his eyes

VERSE 2
He saw his eyes were out
He jumped into th bramble bush
And scratched them back again

VERSE 3
Now, if you don't believe what I say
You jest go down in our town
You'll find th same as I

VERSE 4
There was a man in our town
His wool, it grew so thick
It took all th ladies in our town
To find th end of his hinky-dink