Handle Bar Mustache

Cat. #1415 (MFH #953) - As sung by Diana Dandrage, Arkansas on January 19, 1967

I'm in love with a handle-bar mustache
Under th nose of a villian
I hope they don't muse up that mustache
For when he kisses, a thrillin'
In a buggy, he rustled my bustle
An' like a fool I was willing
When a little one came
He was mine an', so ---
A handle bar mustache was all that he had
He reminds me, he once had a Dad