Cat. #1418 (MFH #956) - As sung by , on January 19, 1967
VERSE 1
Once I had a secret love
She wore a nylon negliege
When our night of love was thru
She said, I didn't have to pay
VERSE 2
When I asked why her love was free
She said, Seely Mattress sponsored me
Last night we were on Channel Four
An' your love's no secret, anymore
Sung by a boy who did not say who he was or where from.