Cat. #1540 (MFH #1018) - As sung by David Krussel, Turners Station, Missouri on March 26, 1975
VERSE 1
Well, police come an' I didn't want a go, this mornin'
Police come an' I didn't want a go, this mornin'
Police come an' I didn't want a go
Knocked me on th head with a forty-four, this mornin'
VERSE 2
Two ole pigs an' one ole sow, this mornin'
Two ole pigs an' one ole sow, this mornin'
Two ole piggies an' one ole sow
They're all happier than we are now, this mornin'
VERSE 3
Well, two old ladies a layin' in th bed, this mornin'
Two old ladies a layin' in th bed, this mornin'
Two old ladies a layin' in th bed
One rolled over an' the other one said, good-mornin'
VERSE 4
Now, I know somethin' an' I ain't gonna tell, this mornin'
I know somethin' an' I ain't gonna tell, this mornin'
I know somethin' an' I ain't gonna tell
Can't get t' Heaven in a cocanut shell, this mornin'
VERSE 5
Now, th Bullfrog jumped from bank t' bank this mornin'
Bullfrog jumped from bank t' bank this mornin'
Bullfrog jumped from bank t' bank
Fell in th water an' he sank an' sank, this mornin'