Cat. #0505 (MFH #592) - As sung by Mr. Joe Walker, Berryville, Arkansas on February 9, 1960
VERSE 1
Well, I wrote her a letter
An I sealed it with a pole
An' I shoved salvation
Up her damned ass hole
CHORUS:
With my great long douger paddy
Big enough for anybody
Sixteen or twenty inches
Stiff standin' in my britches
Railroad dauger knocker
Juicy headed bottle stopper
Fly blowed th kidney wiper
Now an' then a baby
Get 'er down to my knees
VERSE 2
Well, I fucked 'er in th backyard
I fucked 'er in th grass
Th last time I fucked her
I fucked her in th ass
VERSE 3
When I was a little girl
Learning to card an' spin
I put my finger to it
An' I couldn't get it in
VERSE 4
Now I'm an ole woman
Learnin' to card an' twist
I put my finger to it
An' in goes my fist